Erin The Great

Top 5 Worst TV Spin-Offs

1. Diagnosis Murder (Murder She Wrote)
2. The Ropers (Three’s Company)
3. Saved By The Bell The New Class (Saved By The Bell)
4. That 80’s Show (That 70’s Show)
5. Joey (Friends)

*Talk about wanting to capitalize off the genius of a great show. Very rarely do Spin-offs make it as big as their predecessors…Here’s what happens when they do…

Top 5 Best TV Spin-Offs

1. The Facts of Life (Diff’rent Strokes)
2. Private Practice (Grey’s Anatomy)
3. Boston Legal (The Practice)
4. Frasier (Cheers)
5. The Simpsons (That’s right! It first appeared as a space filler for the Tracy Ullman Show)

* Then there’s the ‘What the heck were they thinking’ section. When Horrible shows that should never have hit the airwaves in the first place… As if the first round wasn’t enough torture, they sent us these wonderful gems!

Top 5 Crappy TV Shows that should NEVER have had Spin-Offs

1. Laguna Beach (The Hills)
2. Xena Warrior Princess (Hercules)
3. Bay Watch Nights (Bay Watch)
4. Time Of Your Life (Party Of Five)
5. Young Americans (Dawson’s Creek)

Top 5 Best Tasting Beverages

1. Dr. Pepper
2. Dr. Pepper
3. Dr. Pepper
4. Cherry Limeade (Sonic)
5. Kiwi Strawberry (Shasta Soda)

Top 5 Celebrity Crush List

1. Adam Brody
2. James Marsden
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Patrick Dempsey
5. James Denton

*Honorable Mentions – Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and James Spader

Top 5 Sports That Shouldn’t Be Considered Sports

1. GOLF (A good walk spoiled)
2. Bobsledding (The Bobsled is going to make it down there with or without you)
3. Synchronized Swimming (don’t even try and justify this one!)
4. Curling (throwing objects on ice? Really?)
5. Poker (I don’t care if it’s on ESPN, it is NOT a sport!)

Top 5 POS Car brands

1. Nova
2. Gremlin
3. Pinto
4. Geo Metro
5. El Camino

Top 5 Monday Songs

1. Manic Monday – The Bangles
2. Monday Monday – The Mamas & The Papas
3. I Hate Mondays – The Boomtown Rats
4. Shiny Happy People – REM
5. Blue Monday – Fats Domino

Top 5 Names for the Mullet

1. Ape Drape
2. Kentucky Waterfall
3. The Mud Flap
4. The Long Island Iced Teased
5. The Achy-Breaky-Big Mistakey

Top 5 Best songs to Air Guitar to

1. Everlong – Foo Fighters
2. Baba O’Reilly – The Who
3. Layla – Eric Clapton
4. Over The Hill and Far Away – Led Zeppelin
5. More Than a Feeling – Boston

Top 5 Corniest Pick-Up Lines

1. I lost my number, can I have yours?
2. Is your name Visa? Cause you’re everywhere I want to be!
3. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven
4. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
5. Is your last name Campbells? Cause you are hmm hmm good.

Top 5 Best Yo Mama Jokes

1. Yo Mamma so ugly, she makes blind children cry
2. Yo Momma so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen
3. Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that said “Dodge Trucks” and she started ducking through traffic.
4. Yo mama’s so poor, I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord ’cause we got heat!”
5. Yo mama’s so hairy; they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.

Today Yahoo.com had an article about the Top 10 most annoying music artists of all time. I agree with an alarming amount but feel like I should also add a few to the spectrum.

Top 5 Most Annoying Music Artists

1. Celine Dion
2. Little Richard
3. Scott Stapp – Guy from Creed
4. Moby
5. Michael Bolton

Top 5 Most Annoying Songs (starting with the most obvious)

1. It’s A Small World – Horrible ride at Disneyland
2. O’ Christmas Tree – Don’t know the artist but they should be shot.
3. My Goodies – Ciara
4. My Humps – Fergie (a thousand times yikes!)
5. Wonderwall – Oasis (it was a good song until the radio played it incessantly)

Top 5 Feel Good Songs - You can’t help feeling happy when you listen to these.

1. Absolutely Cuckoo – Magnetic Fields
2. Sir Duke - Stevie Wonder
3. Canned Heat – Jamiroquai
4. The Way You Make Me Feel - Michael Jackson
5. Drunken Lullabies – Flogging Molly

I was watching the movie High Fidelity the other day. For those of you who haven’t had the opportunity, nay the privilege of viewing this masterpiece, it is about a man who owns a record store who can’t keep his love life in check. The best parts of the movie include not only Jack Black, but also the ‘Top Five List’. The Top five list consists of 5 things under subjects varying from songs and music to relationships to many other random subjects.

In the spirit of this wonderful movie, I’ve decided to have fun and make a few lists of my own for the next little while.

Top 5 Over-Rated Music Artists.

1. Prince
2. Sting
3. Fergie
4. Jennifer Lopez
5. Miley CyrusTop 5 Favorite Movies

1. Empire Records
2. Shawshank Redemption
3. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
4. The Emperor’s New Groove
5. Singin’ In The Rain

Top 5 Best Television Shows – Currently On the Air

1. Scrubs
2. The Office
3. The Simpsons
4. Boston Legal
5. CSI

* I’m giving a polite nod to 24 because the first 4 seasons were amazing!