April 11th, 2008 . by Erin
After much deliberation I’ve decided to re-name my ‘stupid news’ section to something much more appropriate and all encompassing. Please welcome ‘Darwin News’. It will touch down on not only the stupid, but the odd, weird and oddly heart warming news.
Woman found living with rats and snakes – hmmm. At least my friends don’t urinate all over my living room floor.
Seattle man in tree house gets a new home – To be perfectly honest, I think it would be awesome to live in a self built tree house.
Man Arrested for forgetting to pay for pop - I wonder if he was in Utah at the time?
‘Chainsaw Man’ must leave homeless alone - I think the ‘voices’ told him to do it.
Postal workers attacked by wild turkeys - Why don’t they just shoot them? They have no morale problem walking into Post offices and opening fire!
That’s it for this weeks Darwin News… Stay tuned!
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April 4th, 2008 . by Erin
Happy Friday! You know what that means… another segment of ‘Stupid News’
I have found a few gems for you today, starting with one that Is pretty close to my heart being a bank teller and all.
Alleged Bank Robber Leaves Her Photo ID – Oh wow! A word to the wise… if you are going to commit a felony, it’s probably a good idea to think it through first before providing vital information about yourself and whereabouts.
Cosmetic Castration Banned – There are no words… I guess desperate times call for desperate measures
Woman Stuck In Bathtub For 5 Days – I feel really bad about this but it’s still kind of funny… Leave it to an Oregonian. After the ‘Pregnant Man’, we’re all very proud!
Real life Goldilocks story – Again, leave it to a Northwester to make headline news.
Arkansas Children Cry As They Can no Longer Marry - ??? and to think all I had to do to marry my grade school crush was live in Arkansas! He used to throw rocks at me because he liked me *sigh*
finally we come to the most ridiculous…
Naomi Campbell Arrested… again - Somebody lock that crazy beast up and throw away the key!!!
That’s it for another edition of ‘Stupid News’, I hope you enjoyed!
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March 27th, 2008 . by Erin
I’m going to start a ‘Stupid News’ feed on Fridays. I know its Thursday but we’re going to pretend that today is really Friday.
The top headlines for today are as follows;
Rancher arrested for selling ‘Snake Vodka’ – Apparently you can’t get arrested for selling vodka with a snake in it but you can get arrested for selling vodka without a liquor license.
A Pregnant Man? – I watched this on yahoo.news so it at least has some credibility right?
Man charges ‘Big Foot’ with molestation – It wasn’t big foot you moron! It was the aliens who probed big foot and turned him into their own personal lackey!
I know it was two weeks ago but I must make an honorable mention to the Woman who sat on the toilet seat for 2 years….
On pregger man and big foot, you have to scroll down to the video because i haven’t figured out how to upload yahoo’s player… Thanks for bearing with me! Until next Friday with more stupid news…
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