The Sarah Chronicles
August 18th, 2009 . by Erin The GreatI was watching ‘Must Love Dogs’ the other night and found myself wondering if internet match up sights are really that bad. Maybe I have too much pride but I can’t actually bring myself to set up a profile on any of them so I’m going to use my friend Sarah’s letters.
Sarah is one of my good friends that I work with who set up an account a few weeks ago just for the heck of it. I guess sometimes boredom can make us do weird things. Needless to say, here are a few of the award winning men I thought would be interesting. Who says you can’t find a good guy on the internet? Notice the attention to grammar as well as the respect for women…
MIchael demond: well im looking for a good woman so im asking you if you would like to be my girl if you wont to
Sarah: You don’t know me…how do you know you would like me?
MIchael demond: trust me i will get to no you if you let me be your man ok so can i be your man for real no games at all
Sarah: No games….but I don’t know you.
MIchael demond: so will you be my girl are what miss sexey
MIchael demond: and how old are you and do you have a number that i can call you and me im 26 and dallas
Sarah: I’m 29 and I don’t give out my number. But feel free to message me.
MIchael demond: so what up are you looking for a good man are what and where you from.
Sarah: I’m living in McKinney. And as far as a good man…if one comes along then great if not I do fine on my own
MIchael demond: No I’m single
MIchael demond: so what happend you calling me you did not have to lie
Sarah: I never said I would call you. We are not together…..you can email on myspace but that’s as far as it’s going. I’m sure your a good guy…I’m just not intrested in anything more than friends.
MIchael demond: so friend cant talk on the fhone
MIchael demond: i see you like playing games with people
Sarah: I am not trying to play games…I’m trying to be honest. Look i work 12-15 hrs a day…I’m moving….I don’t have time to call people I don’t know.
MIchael demond: ok but when you tell some one that you will call theam and you dont and what do that mean you lied
Sarah: I never said I would call you.
So sad, I wonder why he didn’t make the cut? Stay tuned…
WOW–he would be quite a catch–what with his great spelling and grammar alone!! (0;
Sigh…this guy was such a beating….I’m not calling you on your PHONE because you can’t even spell “fhone”.
Um…ewww. LOL