The Sarah Chronicles Vol.2
August 20th, 2009 . by Erin The GreatAs you know, I’ve been following my friend Sarah’s dating life and the hoards of top notch ment that have ‘been knocking down her door’ so to speak… More like haunting her ‘In-Box’. Here is another in a long list of eligible bachelors she gets to chose from. She’s do darn lucky!
RK:
hiiii
how r u hun ?
Sarah:
Good…and yourself?
RK:
bit sore hun
Sarah:
Sorry…my internet went down :/ Why are you sore
RK:
ooh ok welcome back hun
Sarah:
Thanks
RK:
ohh coz i was pushing hard n hard and pumping n pumping my chest my chest was really tight fit musclar n nice n throbby but pushed a bit hard so a bit sore..
Sarah:
LOL oh ok
RK:
u at work now hun ?
Sarah:
Yes…
RK:
ooh i see
am i disturbing u at all hun?
Sarah:
Today is just a crazy day
RK:
oooh i seee
wht do u do hun?
Sarah:
I’m an account manager for a debt management company…and you?
RK:
awww reaaallly
Sarah:
yep
RK:
hmm not sure if i can tell u wht i do
u might not like tht
and u might stop talking to me
Sarah:
LOL…doubt it…what do you do?
Sarah:
It can’t be that bad….
RK:
well sure u wanna knw?
Sarah:
Yes
RK:
ohh i work as a
pvt escort for rich ladies
Sarah:
so are you going to tell me LOL
RK:
lol yesss
i work as a pvt escort for rich ladies
Sarah:
LOL Awesome
RK:
why u say tht ??
Sarah:
What else do you say to that answer..
…I wonder if I get to be a bridesmaid…?
all i have to say is i’m glad these “winners” are not all dwelling in las vegas, as i had originally thought. there’s enough to go around!
THAT IS AWESOME. hahahhahaha - god. Guys are idiots sometimes.
The “hun” thing makes me want to pull my hair out!
Gee hun—thanks for convincing me that I do NOT want to participate in one of those dating services:)
HAHA… TOO funny.