Screw You Technorati!
October 7th, 2009 . by Erin The GreatWhere is the love?! I spent 2 whole years blogging every single day about my crazy and hilariously sad life! I had reached an authority rating of 26 and then I stopped ‘writing regularly’ and now I’ve plummeted to an authority 1… What the crap? They should take into consideration hectic schedules and writers block.
For those of you who aren’t familiar with Technorati, consider yourselves lucky. It’s the website that compares all the blog websites against each other. The more your blog is linked, the higher the number, the more popular the blog and so on and so on blah blah blah.
I’m just irritated! I was going to have a blog that got noticed by ABC and then they would call me to be the first Blogger on ‘Dancing With The Stars’… I would be partnered with Mark Ballas and we would win that mirror ball trophy after we did an amazing and heated Tango. Thanks to Technorati *cough*and my year long writer’s block *cough* I will just have to sit in my comfy chair eating my body weight in junk food dreaming of the day that my over the top pipe dream comes true! It will happen!
If I did DWTS I would totally want to be with Mark Ballas! I also want to eat my weight in junk food. That sounds so delightful right now.
Ah technorati has been a joke for some time now. They’re no authority. They’re not even profitable.
I’ve seen technorati before, but it never really made sense to me how it all works. It seems they miss a lot of stuff.
Anyway - I hope your writer’s block is over! And I also hope you still eat your weight in junk food.