Erin The Great

Things that only happen in the state of Utah

1. Pulling up to a stop light, looking over to the car next to you, smiling at strange guy in the car next to you and having the strange guy look away and put his hand up to his face to pretend you’re not there… amazing.
2. Getting tarred and feathered for wearing a tank top outside in the daylight where people can see you.
3. Friends using the excuse ‘I’m 20 minutes up the road and can’t come back so you can get your stuff on the one and only day you’re down here even though I’m sick and tired of it being here’… thanks guys.
4. Hearing glorious Mo-Tab everywhere you go.
5. Watching the movie ‘Year One’ in a theater and having most of the jokes going over peoples heads

I love my people

PS…Force fields that were gilded to thwart passive aggressiveness will lose power if not used in 9 months