Erin The Great

I need to go into FAA (Facebook App Anonymous). Over the last several weeks I have realized how much time I waste on Facebook and their apps. Applications like ‘Flair, Sorority Life and Farm Town’. How did this happen? It started out so innocently, 10 minutes here, and half an hour there, 3 hours here, the rest of my night there… the madness needs to stop. Make it stop!!

My Farm Town now has enough crops to kill a moose and I keep getting Terminally depressed in Sorority Life because the petty ho’s keep attacking me. I officially have enough ‘Flair Credits’ to add every piece of flair in the app without sending more flair…. BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I’m going to sit in a dark corner rock back and forth while eating my hair… nobody make any sudden moves.