Stupid News
March 27th, 2008 . by ErinI’m going to start a ‘Stupid News’ feed on Fridays. I know its Thursday but we’re going to pretend that today is really Friday.
The top headlines for today are as follows;
Rancher arrested for selling ‘Snake Vodka’ – Apparently you can’t get arrested for selling vodka with a snake in it but you can get arrested for selling vodka without a liquor license.
A Pregnant Man? – I watched this on yahoo.news so it at least has some credibility right?
Man charges ‘Big Foot’ with molestation – It wasn’t big foot you moron! It was the aliens who probed big foot and turned him into their own personal lackey!
I know it was two weeks ago but I must make an honorable mention to the Woman who sat on the toilet seat for 2 years….
On pregger man and big foot, you have to scroll down to the video because i haven’t figured out how to upload yahoo’s player… Thanks for bearing with me! Until next Friday with more stupid news…
I read about the ‘pregnant man.’ Turns out ‘he’ was a she, but just had breast reduction and takes testosterone therapy and is married to a women who is sterile. So, who better that her/him to have the child?! My thought is…who’s the father? Was it invitro…is she/he a surrogate. I am utterly confused.
The penultimate sentence was supposed to have a question mark by the way.