Erin The Great

Today is my last day ever at the Bank. Let me rephrase… Hells yeah! Today is my last freaking day as a bank teller in Utah Valley as long as I shall live!! Booyah!

I have been counting down to this day for about three long weeks now. It almost doesn’t seem real. Don’t get me wrong I’m going to miss the men I work like you wouldn’t believe. I’m going to miss my favorite customers (yes, I do have them), I’ll miss ‘Fun Food Friday’ and grossing out my co-workers with the mass quantities of food I can pack away. That’s about all I’ll miss!

For anyone who has ever worked at a bank, you’d know that you would rather work retail during the Holidays then deal with bank customers during the deadest time. I figured since I’m now imagining people being beaten to death on a regular basis now, I should probably find a new place of employment… so as to not disappoint my current boss, or go to prison… I’m small and wouldn’t so much appreciate becoming someone’s LB.

Since this job offer, I find myself smiling a lot more since I’m ready to split that scene after today!! I will admit that putting in my 2-weeks felt extremely liberating even though I work with some of the coolest guys on the planet.

I am unbelievably excited to start my new job. I’ll be the only girl there so I won’t have to deal with petty young girls being my friend to my face and then trashing me behind my back to anyone who will listen. Get a hobby…

To the two-headed drama beast… you know who you are, I wish you a branch full of women to be intimidated and feel inferior by, and may you stay the rest of your lives at that bank trying to screw people over for ‘better positions’ that pay next to nothing… Dream big ladies… dream big. Actually what I really hope for you is to dislodge your heads from you butt and realize that you’re out of high school and that you can be yourselves without being backstabbing. People like you for who you are and if you have to put others down to make yourself feel better… you should probably do some soul searching.

To everyone else, sorry my work blog fodder won’t be as good or exciting but I’m sure other parts of my life will spice up enabling me to post decent stuff. Oh I forgot to tell you. I was going to blog at work yesterday as a ‘screw you internet ban’ and it’s been marked by corporate security!!! I don’t know whether to be honored or extremely ticked off… oh well. Whatever.