Erin The Great

Today is one of my three favorite holidays… the other two being The 4th of July and the other Halloween, but that’s neither here nor there. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! The day where you can wear as much green as you want and NOBODY can make fun of you!

I’ve been on the pinch patrol since I could remember. EVERYONE I knew when I was younger wore green at every turn, especially when they knew I was around. My mom had to go out and buy green towels because I would show no mercy to those coming out of the shower… It’s St. Patrick’s Day! If that means covering yourself in a green towels so you don’t get attacked then that’s what you’ve got to do!

Obviously it’s a little different for me now. I can’t go around pinching every grinch who doesn’t care enough to wear the lovely hue. I’d probably end the day with a few bruises and a few less hairs in my head. Being half Irish though I feel compelled to represent and make believers of everybody.

So wear your green, drink your pint and celebrate St. Patrick removing all the snakes from Ireland!