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Happy 4th of July cont…

July 4th, 2008 . by Erin

Embarrassing!! In my haste of telling my Pyro stories, I forgot to thank all the brave soldiers who have, or are still fighting to keep this great nation free and wonderful.

A shout out to Mike, Doug and Kris who are overseas right now. You guys are awesome!Thank you founding fathers for giving the ‘metaphorical finger’ to good ol’ Georgie Poo (King of England) and helping us start what would soon be a very strong and wonderful nation!

To John Adams… Thank you for authoring the Declaration of Independence even though you never get any credit because it’s in Thomas Jefferson’s handwriting… it’s ok… You were an awesome senator.

Thomas Jefferson - You were a good President… you probably should have given John Adams the credit he deserved though. That would have been cool of you.

George Washington - You were very wise! You told us to stay away from defined political parties because it would only turn out badly and did we listen? NO! Now come election time our country is divided, which kind of defeats the purpose of calling ourselves ‘United’. You also told us to not depend too entirely upon ‘foreign relations’ as far as help goes and where are we now? Gas prices at a very high price of over $4 a gallon! Ridiculous. If only we would have listened.

Benjamin Franklin - You were a shady, shady man. But a smart one! Thank you for discovering electricity without which my blogging would never happen…

Finally John (Herbie) Hancock - Thank you for having the balls to write your signature so large that George would see it without his glasses. You are a stud! Way to not care whether or not you got shipped home and hung by the neck for all to see.There were more of you but these are the ones I remember. Again thank you!

3 Responses to “Happy 4th of July cont…”

  1. comment number 1 by: Kristina

    If only all the British had followed the Founding Fathers, maybe they would have better teeth.

  2. comment number 2 by: AFRo

    You’re pretty awesome to remember all of those… I’m not so sure I would’ve fared as well.

    Kudos to you for the George Washington paragraph. It was the best!

  3. comment number 3 by: Laura

    So where are all the blogs with the stories about “set up” receptions.. unwanted kisses… climbing in and out of living room windows… chipping your tooth… I need a good laugh.

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