Erin The Great’s Top 5
April 25th, 2008 . by ErinTop 5 Best songs to Air Guitar to
- Everlong – Foo Fighters
- Baba O’Reilly – The Who
- Layla – Eric Clapton
- Over The Hill and Far Away – Led Zeppelin
- More Than a Feeling – Boston
Top 5 Corniest Pick-Up Lines
- I lost my number, can I have yours?
- Is your name Visa? Cause you’re everywhere I want to be!
- Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven
- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- Is your last name Campbells? Cause you are hmm hmm good.
Top 5 Best Yo Mama Jokes
- Yo Mamma so ugly, she makes blind children cry
- Yo Momma so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen
- Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that said “Dodge Trucks” and she started ducking through traffic.
- Yo mama’s so poor, I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord ’cause we got heat!”
- Yo mama’s so hairy; they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.
OUCH, Erin! Please tell me no one was …”unique” enough to try those lines out on ANY one you know!!! Hey you missed crossroads for air guitar!
Not even going to comment on the “YO Mama”
How about,
Yo Mamma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out!
These are my favorite lines…
If you were a booger, I’d pick you.
Are you from the great and spacious building? Cause you are exceedingly fine.