Erin The Great

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It’s Erin the Fem-Nazi slayer!

I was reading a friend’s blog the other day, and he had posted something about the tortures of being one of the girls. After reading I couldn’t help but laugh at the fact that this poor guy was dragged to look at the ‘oh so cute’ plates as well as various other places. After reading I realize all the things that women put men through, and all the loaded questions that we ask them only to have them run for cover at the thought of being scorched by fire should they answer wrongly.

Women that ask loaded questions like; does this make my butt look big? Is that girl prettier than me? Do you want to go shopping with me? Want to go to a chick-flick? Or any DTR (defining the relationship) related questions.

Why? Why would you do this? All I have to say is, if your willing to drag your husband/boyfriends/ guy friend through hell, then be prepared to sit through a Steven Seagal movie or monster truck rally to even the score. Don’t think that a successful relationship is avoiding retribution!

It makes me sick to see a Fem-Nazi pulling her poor shell of a man by the short hairs. It’s not fair! I have news for you honey! Your not screaming ‘I am woman here me roar!’ your screaming ‘I am so ridiculously insecure that I feel I need to dominate everyone around me’. Those are the women who don’t realize that you can be strong and independent without making others hope you eat a can of botulism. It’s called ‘GIVE and take’ not a ‘take take take here maybe I’ll throw you a bone’!

Start at the beginning. If you are dating someone who just rolls over and plays dead, then run for the hills! You don’t want someone who you will be able to walk all over, that’s not fair to either one of you. You want someone who challenges you to be a good person as well as yourself. Don’t date someone whose life you want to make a living hell just to prove something to yourself.

I take my example from my mother. You can find someone to marry that won’t be like slapping on the ball and chain. My mom doesn’t run my dad’s life and vice versa. Those two are completely happy being themselves as well as being married to each other. I have watched more guy friends get married and promptly have their lives turned upside down. I have also had a few girlfriends marry guys and try immediately to change them. A wise person once said ‘If you feel like you have to change the one you’re with, you’re changing the perfect person for someone else’.

*One of my good friend’s blog helps you realize what a TRUE feminists is…. With a small disclaimer of the fact that these women are off their rockers but they are entertaining!