Erin The Great

So I was surfing news stories earlier today when I came across this little gem…

OH-MY-GOSH!! You have got to be kidding me! This is just like the woman who sued McDonald’s because their coffee was too hot. What is with all the frivolous lawsuits? I know people get bored and think, “How can I make some easy money? Hey, I’ll get myself knocked out by my underwear and then I’ll sue Victoria’s Secret.” I mean really, if you did indeed have a wardrobe malfunction, and say it did actually cause some damage, most people would write Victoria’s Secret and say ‘Hey, this is what happened, would you mind paying for hospital bills and maybe the time I missed work…’ and then be done with it. Most people wouldn’t keep this ridiculous lawsuit going for an entire year and even stoop so low as to advertise it on the Today Show. I wanted to high-five Meredith when she was merely stating the obvious with her comment about ‘people rolling their eyes’ because that’s what everyone is doing right now. I don’t know how her case hasn’t won what with the content as well as her obvious talent for public speaking and all…

That poor lawyer! You can tell he thinks this case is beneath him and that his client is an absolute moron! Here’s a tip lady! When you wear underwear that fits, you usually don’t have your underwear attacking you! For crying out loud, it’s a tiny piece of metal that isn’t made to receive the abuse you’ve just given it. No wonder it snapped and flew in your eye. If I were that underwear hook (shudder) not only would I have flown in your eye but I probably would have smacked you too! There is no way you are going to be winning this lawsuit. I’m pretty sure not even ‘Denny Crane’ could win this one, so go sell crazy somewhere else!

There is another fellow blogger who had an opinion about this as well Check out ‘Wronged By A Thong‘ if my rant isn’t enough for you.