Arachnophobia
March 4th, 2008 . by ErinI love working where I work. There I said it! I love observing the people that come into the bank with their various tasks that need done, but the one thing I really like observing is teenagers…or clueless young adults.
You have the teenage boys who can smell a mile away before they even open the door. Holy Cologne! There are the ‘I’m learning how to dress my self and got ideas from the mid 90’s’ (dear goodness if those styles are coming back I’m moving to Canada) and finally, the teenage girls with the ‘I’m learning to apply make up and I’m taking tips from Tammy Faye Baker’ types.
Have you ever noticed that sometimes girls may look like they have tarantulas coming out of their eye lids? It’s freaky like that woman from the movie ‘The Rescuers’.
When ever I’m talking to a girl who has globbed on WAY too much mascara, I have to fight the urge to run for my life before I’m in the middle of an ‘Arachnophobia’ re-enactment.
Thankfully there has been a recent invention (and by recent I mean clear back from the 1930’s) that can help those lashes stay separated and un-clumpy! That’s right; it’s called an eyelash comb. Its handy little handle makes it easy to grip so you can easily brush the clumps right off you’re eye lashes!
I should be a spokes person! I should also mention that applying seven coats of mascara is not only un-necessary but also makes it hard to keep your eyes open. Remember to not pump the brush in and out of the bottle, this makes the mascara dry up faster also leading to tarantula eyes. Move the brush around the inside of the bottle so less air can get in. This will keep your mascara from drying out too fast.
I’ll be honest with you. Young guys don’t use nearly the amount of smelly perfume that young girls do. And what’s worse is they pick out the most sweet but skunkish perfumes they can find. You can’t stay in the same room, much less the same elevator without a gas mask or unbelievable lung capacity and breath-holding ability.